What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?